Blake_Carpenter
@Blakedetective_Blake carpenter at your service, greatest detective there is in britian! love me cigarettes, so spare some if you can art by ImissMarysomuch
Uhm. Where the hell am I? Did I smoke too much toda- [BLAKE CARPENTER JOINS PARODY TWITTER]
﹛🐎﹜ Woulda done the same tbh. Smoking that Azreal pack. Rip bozo
I didn't know azreal for that long. But from the look of tojis sad eyes. I could tell that he was a great person. . . [He pulled out a cigarette and lit it on fire] This is for you, mate. . . [He took a quick puff and put out the flame immediately]
Rest in peace. Toji would have balled his eyes out if he was at your funeral.
• You have been invited to the Funeral! • [ mini event will start today ]
Man. . . That toji fellow wont be at the funeral. I guess go there myself for him.
• You have been invited to the Funeral! • [ mini event will start today ]
Hm. I really do wonder. You agree aswell british dog man? ELLO ELLO
[ bruv starts seeing hallucinations ] //just adding that extra funny in there
Damn it! I lost him! Why the hell did he throw pollen in eyes? Was there something in that pollen? Or was he just trying to blind me temporarily so he can run. I wonder tho. [He pulls out another cigarette and lights it up] If it's actually malicious in anyway. . . .
[ It's already gone. Or at least has found a good hiding spot to not be seem by the detective ]
UGH ME BLODY EYES. [He began to rub his eyes violently] That cunt! I BLOODY KNEW IT. [After blinking a few times and slowly getting his sight back he begins to attempt to track him] Come back here!
[ he stares at him for a moment before blowing pollen (he had IN his pocket) at his eyes ] "Never let them know your next move!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" [ it laughed manically as it ran deeper into the woods, slowly disappearing from sight ]
[He stares at the put out cigarette then back to him] Well that was a bit rude. You could have just told me not to smoke. Why so hostile?
[ he immediately slaps the cigarette out of his hand and steps on it as he stares at Blake ] "Don't smoke in the forest." [ it then picked up the stomped put cigarette and handed it back to Blake ] "What a fun question to ask! Depends on the person, though.."
Indeed. I did know that, if I remember right those ones are parasitic plants. [He tried to keep eye contact with him, but the mushroom was a bit in his face] Do you think if they had a choice. They wouldn't choose to be parasitic?
did you know mushrooms get there energy from trees? That's why the two are always so close next to each other..."
I'm just here because I heard there were cryptid activities in this area [ He closely watches his reaction] You seen anything... abnormal recently? Also what are you looking for mate
[ As he notices the intense stare, Azreal averts his gaze again, turning around. ] "I'm glad..." [ He crouched down and pretended to be looking for mushrooms at a nearby tree in the forest ] "Say... what is someone like you doing here?"
[He keeps direct eye contact with him as he leans forward abit. Still holding that warm smile] I'm doing quite well fellow gentleman. [He begins noting every detail upon his face. And trying to figure out what kind of cryptid or supernatural creature is standing infront of him]
"Right? It's so nice seeing someone be polite for once...." [ he leans forward a bit ] "I'm doing quite swell, what about you?"
Oh? Finally someone with manners around here [He returns the unnatural grin with a warm smile] How are you doing today mate?
[ turns his head towards the detective, a large grin on his face as if he were amused to see him here... ] "Good day to you too, sir."
Well. This is quite a surprise then. I wasn't expecting to get a case. Especially not from someone like you. I'll investigate them and bring ya some information just for some steak Deal? [He reached out for a handshake towards toji]
I need. . . Your help. A case that is. A friend of mine died, and now someone that looks similar to him has appeared. And I have a suspicion he's not even human.
Alright then. Steak it is. Let's hope my money still amounts to something this age
You like cookies? Or maybe some tea. Actually I would kill for some steak
﹛🐉﹜ "I'll eat anything! Even space junk floating around Earth! I'm quite hungry right now actually..."
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