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Mike Parks

@BikeParts1987

humor, sports, vocabulary

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I hope @MikeTyson is on every type of HGH, steroids, stem cells, infant blood, etc


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Appointing 2 people to do 1 job is good start to “department of government efficiency”

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Kick and punt return yards should count in fantasy @DynastyNerds


Nothing makes it easier to read an NFL defense than when you’ve got a parlay going and your guy is open @FDSportsbook


The funniest face people can make is when they’re yawning but they’re tryin to act like they’re not. You can’t repress a yawn


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This will always crack me up 😅

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Is there a worse feeling than when your Uber smells and you’re afraid it’s gonna stick to you


I honestly haven’t followed a Nats season since they traded away Soto. Unforgivable. The Yankees didn’t become an iconic entity by being frugal at business. They became iconic by acquiring Babe Ruth

Juan Soto's HR earlier meant that he has homered against all 30 MLB teams in his career. He is 25.



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my politics

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He’s so good at this.


Which president used to lecture people from the toilet with the door open? Was it FDR? Biden should do that. Lean into the whole geriatric archetype. Double down man. #bidenpressconference


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What the fuck is this scoring system, what does this even mean

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There is not a lot of "must-see" TV these days but back in the day, Redskins Report, was mandatory viewing......enjoy! ~Riggo Crew #Sonny #George #Wilbon #Riggo


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We're still not over this shot 🤯 #RolandGarros


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I love how they won’t touch the conference trophy. Feel like they shouldn’t even wear the hats


Me at the pool this afternoon

Woman Excited to Bring Book to and From Beach Without Opening It: ow.ly/DA7I50FS9Qe

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“Where the hell are our drinks”

He is good at his job



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