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Benjamin Hale

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Joined May 2010
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The real problem with modern education in the US is that children are taught from a young age that their value can be quantified into a value from 0-100 and that the work they do should be done solely for the acquirement of this numerical value.


This is the first 4/20 in 3 years I haven’t celebrated; being sober actually feels really nice


I bring up a motion to reintroduce “hitherto,” “ergo,” “henceforth,” “alas,” and “forthwith” into common English dialect. Does anyone 2nd this motion?


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Not only is it the case that happy people are more willing to help others, but as I generally point out, helping others is the best way to help yourself, the best way to promote your own happiness. It is you, yourself, who will receive the benefit.


Criticisms are often manifestations of one’s innermost insecurities


If you’re ever feeling stupid, just remember that one time Sir Isaac Newton was presented with a mathematical problem by Johann Bernoulli with a 1.5 year deadline... he then invented a new branch of calculus overnight and sent in the solution to the problem the next morning


Would you rather have a happy ending or a happy beginning?


It’s just funny to me that neither liberals nor conservatives realize they’re brainwashed


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How can we win when fools can be kings?


It’s almost god damn May and it’s snowing outside


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We do not but the church across the street has a huge lot and I'm pretty sure Christians aren't allowed to tow.


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A Blockbuster gift card is the perfect way to say I'm sorry I threw a bottle of Red Stripe at your dad last night.


Every single morning


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Two kinds of people in this great wide world: kids whose hamsters lived in modest socialist housing projects, and kids whose hamsters lived in a lavish network of palaces and multicolored tubes.


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No you can’t and that’s what’s wrong with politics

You can’t profit off of giving people clean drinking water, now can you?



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Cigarettes after sex are slept on


It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and I’m just over here munching on some broccoli


I drink enough coffee to induce a heart attack in a full-grown rhinoceros


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Wow. China’s Built a #Solar Road So Smart It Will Be Able to Charge Your Car While You Drive: buff.ly/2HfwNyW We need more panels not pipelines. RT if you agree. #cdnpoli #bcpoli #climate #energy #StopKM #renewableenergy

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I don’t like using the word “retarded” but, god damn, decaf coffee is the most retarded shit I’ve ever heard of


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