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My bf knows the annoying things I’m gonna say before I can say them lmao He was changing his phone background & shows me his new one then immediately in a high voice goes “why isn’t it me” like yes thank u for saving my breath why isn’t it
I would enjoy going to the mall more if it wasn’t infested with middle schoolers.
*movie ends* me: “what do you wanna do now” my 28 yr old fiancé: “we can go play outside” me:
I am for sure that annoying ass bitch that doesn’t have her money ready at the drive through window.
*Someone’s dad wearing a “you pinch, I punch” t-shirt. Me: shut up Steve
It drives me crazy that old people do not organize the apps on their phone.
I just heard my 28 year old fiancé say over his headset, “Zach is grounded dude, he can’t even play.”
Them: “on a scale of 1 to batshit, how crazy do you get?” Me: “9.99” Them:
Anyone perfect how to dunk chicken nuggets and drive at the same time? Asking for a friend.
I don’t care what anyone says, shopping is great exercise... just not for my wallet.
Look at the composure here. Improvise, adapt, overcome
wearing carhartt beanies is crazy because ur either in ur second semester of art school or ur forklift certified nobody knows
I have never related to something so much in my life.
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