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Bastard The Cat

@Bastard_The_Cat

Meet Bastard: the Oscar Wilde of cats. 🐾 Sleek and stylish, he’ll slap you so hard with his wit you won’t know what happened. 🤯 The era of cute cats is over!

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Nothing hits harder than a dead pen on your last nerve 🤬💥 #memecoin


You're as mysterious as clear glass. 🕵️‍♀️ #memecoin

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Bullish on Bastard? You should be. 😼💹🐂 Don't miss out, losers. #memecoin

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I just need an island… and no one else. 🏝️ #bastardthecat


Meditation, they said. It’ll help, they said… 💀 #bastardthecat


While you're stuck working, I'm the boss now. 🤑👔 Keep dreaming, wannabe. #memecoin


A toast to barely surviving Monday 🍾💀 Can’t wait for Tuesday’s meltdown! #memecoin


Thinking you can beat Bastard? Adorable. See you from the stratosphere, suckers. 🚀🖕 #memecoin #bastardthecat


You’re the reason we have warning labels. ⚠️🤦‍♂️😂 #memecoin

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Food in the fridge?! It’s like winning the lottery 🎉😹 #memecoin


The real adventure is finding the next big meme coin. Spoiler: it's $BASTARD. 🐱🔍💎 Got it, loser? #memecoin

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Fitness goals achieved... without lifting a paw, as usual... #memecoin


When it hits you that it’s finally Friday 🎉🐱 Weekend mode: ACTIVATED! #bastardthecat


Making dramatic exits is a lifestyle, and Bastard The Cat is the master. 🕶️😼 Check out the wild website: ▶️ bastardthecat.com #memecoin #bastardthecat #micdrop


Watching you give crypto advice is like watching my brain throw itself in the trash 🧠🚮 #memecoin


They are eating the dogs! 🇺🇸 Well, guess who’s on the menu now, Donnie 🍗🐕 #donaldtrump #election



You thought you could outsmart me? Think again, idiots. My secret technique crushes all! 😼 #memecoin


Ever feel like the market’s against you? That’s me - making sure you miss every pump 😏🕰️ #memecoin


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