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Fat Matt (Cutter), the suburban beast 👣🏳️‍🌈

@BarefootedBeast

Big bespectacled shaggy glutton. Queer. Bad artist & cook. Barefoot always. He/him. Feral & primal. Father. Middle-aged dad vibe. My opinions are mine alone.

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Since I can only "Pin" one tweet, this is the thread of tweets that would/could be pinned.


Wild Bill is one of my top-five favorite Joes. Getting the Dragonfly was worth getting him alone. :)

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Growing up, the Dragonfly was one of my favorite GI Joe vehicles. If the Classified line puts a Killer WHALE in Haslab, I’m buying multiples.

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So being down in the south, it's no secret that a certain orange-haired despot kept his following. The dog whistling here was "FJB." When I get angry, I channel it. So last night, I processed. #F47 #Trump #trump2024 #trumpvance #maga #maga2024 teepublic.com/t-shirt/681571…


Dear Rio: I’ve got bad news. Thanos already killed half of everything…


Dear @NCSBE @WakeElections What’s with this unicorn stuff? Why can’t we get werewolves like the cool voters in Michigan? @LastWeekTonight and @iamjohnoliver showed us the Michigan werewolf…

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Breakfast, homemade. I think it’s a new weekend routine…

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I bet all those people who hoarded toilet paper at the news of the dockworker strike, with hopes of flipping it, must feel exceptionally stupid now. :)


Some people can shit-talk about rebirths and ascensions...from flea-infested crack-den hovels. Others actually take action...

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Tap, tap, tap the shill! Cash in on the gays! Tap, tap, tap the shill! Money for the plays!


When they thought they were grinding you down, but in reality they were making you sharper.

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This is exactly what I’ve needed. All week, it’s been nonstop—and I’m in the middle of it all.

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That moment when you realize that you’ve become the eccentric old man…

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