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Can it be commitment? I don't like that shit.
My favorite kind of conspiracy theory is when people think that evil shadow corporations hide little number based easter eggs in plain sight so people can foil their plans. It's like taking involved thinking and copying it to be easier for babies.
This is why fiver needs age verification before you can commission somebody.
When AMC finna charge extra for season 6 of Better Call Saul.
This app sucks testé. Why the FUCK- when I'm in the middle of scrolling- does your dumb ass decide to reshuffle my feed and snap to the top?!?
Please don't make me look like an idiot for getting excited about a new Blade movie.
God the show really was written by 8 year olds.
The #WhatIf team says Captain Carter from #MultiverseOfMadness isn’t the same one from their show “Our Captain Carter would have kicked Wanda's ass” 🧢
Curse you, Spider-Man! I’ll return with a new goblin glider and pumpkin bombs that don’t bounce!
I wanna make an Adam Sandler-esque shitty comedy film just for the excuse to pay Barry Manilow to act out a scene where he gets upset at a restaurant and stabs his waiter, because the idea of Barry Manilow getting violent makes me implode with laughter.
The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock ain't scary, birds are fragile and easy to kill. Like League of Legends players.
2 years of HRT, so thankful to everyone who's supported me along the way ❤️
Balls always be itchy until you scratch them, then they hurt like "ow, why you scratch me?" Motherfucker because you were itchy. Don't be all itchy then complain because I scratched you douchefucker.
I agree S3 of The Boys was disappointing for the overall story but the character moments were great.
I just picked back up with Ratchet and Clank going Commando after a year, and got stuck at a jump I couldn't make, only to realize there's a high jump used so infrequently I forgot it even existed.
Next time Twitter automatically re-stacks my tweets while I'm trying to read one I'm shitting in my own hand and smearing it on the wall.
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