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Somchai the Dog

@BKKSomchai

Somchai The Dog; exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. Parody of a life.

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Somchai the Dog

4 h

I'm in a pet cafe and it smells of piss.

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Somchai the Dog

5 h

Any bars want in on BKK Old Man football? The @BangkokOldBoys are open to changing their name to a suitable sponsor for the next season. We're one tournament away from winning the league again this year.

Somchai the Dog

6 h

Beer place.

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6 h

Ok it can't be near Lucky Suki because I think they called the police over a slight misunderstanding

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6 h

Guys I'm here. Where can I ingest alcohol? I saw a caravan nearby that looked like it was opening.

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6 h

Guys I'm here. Where can I ingest alcohol? I saw a caravan nearby that looked like it was opening.

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Somchai the Dog

6 h

Bitch so confident I'm over 38.

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6 h

BREAKING NEWS: Waiting until 6pm.

Somchai the Dog

6 h

Drove to Onnut only to find you have to book to go into the Pet Café. Everyone low key mad at me that I don't want to wait until 6pm.

Somchai the Dog

6 h

2nd hand Japanese shops are still well out of my budget.

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Somchai the Dog

6 h

Drove to Onnut only to find you have to book to go into the Pet Café. Everyone low key mad at me that I don't want to wait until 6pm.

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Somchai the Dog

21 h

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Somchai the Dog

11 h

Terrible cut on her eye

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Somchai the Dog

11 h

Dude I can see her skull, you might want to stop it. #TaylorSerrano2

Somchai the Dog

13 h

I like the black and the pink shorts matches with pink gloves but the wavyness of the shorts ruin it for me. Ramos went with the traditional shorts style with flames on black. Absolute classic. #BoxingFashion

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Somchai the Dog

13 h

It was only my short-sighted eyes that stopped me from becoming a title winning boxer. Probably.

Somchai the Dog

14 h

Evander Holyfield has no idea where he is. #tysonvspaul

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Somchai the Dog

15 Nov

I want someone I can share my entire life with, but who will leave me alone most of the time.

Somchai the Dog

15 Nov

#LoyKrathong innit.

Somchai the Dog

15 Nov

#LoyKrathong in the moo bahn. I don't hate it tbh.

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Somchai the Dog

15 Nov

No Vicki, but I think you are.

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Somchai the Dog

15 Nov

"alai fucking wa?" #FathersOfLukkrueng

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