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Avinash Alaspure

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Ghostly guards stopping ghostly illegal immigrants crossing the border from Day Of The Dead to Halloween...wanting a better afterlife...and getting told "Halloween ain't for you! Stay in Day Of The Dead! Know your place!".


Purchased a movie theatre seat ticket for new movie Paddington In Peru based on Michael Bond book Go Back To Peru Illegal Immigrant Paddington.


Looking to suitably commemorate #FIFAWorldCup2026


Come on England! #Euro2024 Final


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An egg was fertilized fifty years ago. Inconsequential? Don't bet on it.


The Bible isn't a running commentary. No mention of resurrected Jesus Christ and his disciples rolling Easter eggs on Easter Monday.


(in the words of baby Jesus Christ determined to fulfil prophecy...) Happy Easter!


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Aim to keep a battery between one quarter charged and three quarters charged


What's spoken prioritized over who's spoken.


(in the words of Disney movie Wish character Star with me having put words in its mouth...) Happy New Year!


(in the first words of baby Jesus Christ...) Merry Christmas!


A mic drop can be the sound of one hand clapping.


Lost toy rabbit Rabbi's chat-up line..."Let me be your ultimate rabbit sex toy.". It's perfunctory. He proceeds anyway.


It being the Chinese year of the rabbit is what resurrects lost toy rabbit Rabbi. He's all grown-up...now a man-rabbit incubus...succeeding where boyfriends fail...turning their girlfriends into ejaculating monsters. And why not(?) It's Halloween. If not now, then when(?)


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