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“Good, then my mission in life is accomplished. All before dinner.”

He raised a brow “wow I feel the love”



“She also drinks a lot. It makes her delusional. You should think of cutting her off. Either she’ll thank you or strangle you. Either way, it’ll be entertainment.”

“That’s not what Hera told me, constantly on your knees begging for forgiveness after chasing another mortal.”



“Must be confusing me with yourself again.”

“Maybe if you weren’t on them all the time.”



“Because she’s stubborn like that.”

“I think there’s more than that but you just don’t want to admit it.”



“Sure. Excuse me for not jumping with joy. Bad knees and all.”

“Oh come now daddy dearest, you just love when I’m around.”



“We can agree on one thing.”

“That’s something my mother would say.”



“The headache I have makes me well aware of that.”

“ I do that now”



“That’s too early. Try again at 11:59 pm. You can have a full minute to talk as much as you want.”

“Is it? It’s like noon…”



“My coffee is more ‘pick me up’ than actual coffee.”

Have you tried a little pick-me-up in your coffee?



“It’s too early for you to be talking about what you do in your free time.”

“When your step mom smacks your ass so hard you have to take a breather…”




What do you do the other 23 hours and 15 minutes of your day?

Ruling the sea and taking care of my family. I won’t go into details. You can’t relate.



What is it that you do exactly? I’m all ears.

You’re projecting again. I’m not like you who’s got too much time in his hands to drive everyone crazy.



You’ve never been busy a day in your life.

I got busy. I don’t always have time for this nonsense.



“You have. I kept a record.”

“I have literally never said those words in my life.”



It took you a whole two months to come up with that?

It’s your narcissism making you believe that the world revolves around you.



“That’s your way of saying I’m right.”

“Agree to disagree.”



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