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COVID-19 is probably the least gross thing someone has caught at Mar a Lago
As long as the roaches weren't scooping out the inside of the bagel, I don't really see a problem.
I mean, we've all been there.
Burning love: Nebraska police say a 19-year-old woman sparked an apartment fire by using a butane torch to burn love letters from her ex in her bedroom. apne.ws/6dxuCCf #odd
God to the Maccabees
*cocaine sniff* "Let's do it again, but this time, I'm holding this beautiful phone. It's really an amazing, beautiful phone. Many, many people are saying it."
Of course he thinks 94 is a “high and very beautiful number” it’s his IQ.
94% Approval Rating in the Republican Party! Tuesday night in the Great State of North Carolina proved that high and very beautiful number correct.
Yes, make sure the record player is on, but if it isn’t a rare Japanese pressing of a Smiths album, don’t fucking bother.
Joe Biden at the #DemDebate suggests low-income families could use a radio or “record player” to help their children hear more words bloom.bg/34KLHWu
The Catholic Church is wild bc they got away with sex crimes for so long and their music isn’t even that good
Every year dozens of young men's chances of having sex are killed by playing bass guitar. Hey Mike! Heck yes, we're going to take your BASS GUITAR.
Dozens are killed every year on skateboards. Thousands injured. Hey Beto! Heck yes, we're going to take your SKATEBOARD!
A new species of electric eel has been discovered, but researches say it will still be a few years before it's compatible with the iPhone.
A delivery man stole $90,000 worth of fancy cakes, according to a recent lawsuit, which in New York is like 2.5 cakes. gothamist.com/food/cake-cape… via @gothamist
Can’t wait for his mustache to pick up oil painting during its retirement
Breaking News: President Trump fired John R. Bolton, his third national security adviser, over differing approaches on Iran, North Korea and Afghanistan. nyti.ms/2ULVQxD
Apparently period tracking apps are selling data to Facebook. Talk about blood money.
#GunSafetyPresident hold my beer nytimes.com/2019/09/04/us/…
Millenials: we're drowning in college debt The Fed: uh.. yeah. We're gonna introduce negative interest rates so... you're also gonna wanna start putting A LOT more aside for retirement k? Thanks bud
Cool, ask Afghanistan how that worked out for them.
Protesters in Hong Kong wave US flags as they march on the US Consulate to call for help from the Trump administration in ending a three-month stand off with the government. cnn.it/2klMdrX
White supremacist has never not been offensive @SteveKingIA, unlike douche bag, for example.
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