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Ashley Alkek

@AshleyAlkek

Habitually grateful for all that is absurd and wonderful.

Joined November 2008
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meteorologists call this weather pattern "7-Eleven Microwave Burrito"

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I’m humiliated to live here


Sorry for the weird tweet, I got hacked. Have a lovely day!


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I cannot get over people like Stacey Abrams. She responded to a personal loss by working even harder for the greater good. What better quality could you ask for in a leader? 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗


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Addiction is not easy to deal with privately or publicly but I hold in tenderest affection anyone who is trying to change your pattern and find a safer and healthier and more connected life. PS it destroys families happy holidays everyone


Day 274 working from home. Watching a guy in a karate kid headband nunchuck his way down the dirt trail.


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you get to be tired. you get to be unsure. you get to be vulnerable. you get to be soft. you get to be honest. you get to be a work in progress. you get to be a student. you get to be loving. you get to be you.


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As if the country wasn’t suffering enough, this recession might force me to join Cameo to try to capitalize on the 20 people who watched Baskets.


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just tell him he won and drop him off at the old NBC West Wing set - he won't know the difference


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Trump has big Michael Scott “I declare bankruptcy” energy right now


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Thanks to everyone who worked the pole tonight.


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Counting the votes is not stealing the election. Counting the votes is the POINT OF HAVING AN ELECTION.


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Here’s the difference between these two men. One of them prepared for tonight. The other is winging it. That also is how their Presidencies would be defined. There have been tough decisions in American history. This simply isn’t one of them. #vote


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Anyone else feel like their entire being and every cell within cannot take another second of this guy?


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I'm about to swipe left.

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Nothing says summer like ordering stamps while crying.


Last night I had a dream that some friends and I threw a party in covid times and special guest was Britney Spears. She requested a cranberry vodka and it took me two hours to make it. What does it all mean?


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Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse


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