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Finger Taints

@ArtIsMyPorn

my head underwater, but I ain't in the shower and I ain't gettin baptized https://t.co/XoQNCGR9ui

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Finger Taints

7 May 2022

When I was 9 months pregnant with my son, my mom & I were on the side of the road, struggling with a flat. A car with 4 men stopped, not to help, but to ask for directions to a local golf course. My mom sent them 15 miles in the wrong direction. She is the legend who shaped me.

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9 Nov

I don't think y'all have seen Yeti since his hair grew back. He loves pickle chips.

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17 May

Thankfully no one was injured in the couch explosion

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2 May

Any shares are greatly appreciated! Please help our friend get her rescue transport back on the road! facebook.com/share/p/kmRMC9…

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1 May

This is a rescue run by my friend Cris. I'm currently fostering a big boy she transported to PA from SC in limp mode because their van bit the dust. Any shares are greatly appreciated. You know my heart is in rescue & she's doing great things! facebook.com/share/JacwDPbe…

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13 Mar

I'm Back To The Futuring a family portrait for a friend.

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26 Feb

Current emotional state: crying because the greedy jerk banker bought the school in Walnut Grove a case of books so he could be Laura's fishing buddy.

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24 Feb

Cat the Dog is not doing well. My heart is breaking.

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ

15 Feb

I just bought two dolphins on the dark web

Finger Taints

9 Feb

Can't wait until we get nuked so I can tell people they have a glow about them and actually mean it.

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7 Feb

The plus side of rising food prices is that I no longer am.

Finger Taints

7 Feb

How can I possibly worry about my own mental stability when our nation's infrastructure is crumbling?

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Bob Golen

7 Feb

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

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7 Feb

Saw an article written by a mechanical physics professor about how to de-ice your car windshield. Let me sum up his dissertation: use your defroster.

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7 Feb

So @VerizonSupport when do you open? I don't want to schedule a call back 2 days from now, I needed assistance yesterday...

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Candace Heckard

@CandaceHeckard

5 Feb

Yes, the goddess @ArtIsMyPorn and she is just as genuine and awesome in real life!

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3 Feb

Hootie got arrested, I'm wearing gnome socks and planning on having nightmares about dycinian goggles in a whole They Live vibe. Happy Friday.

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2 Nov 2022

[getting into a nondescript van] so how much candy are we talking about

Finger Taints

31 Jan

It's a Leap Year, so rethink your footwear.

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