Armadillo Facts
@ArmadillaFactsJust an account based on armadillo facts
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Armadillos are not Spongebob. If you put them in a pineapple under the sea, your armadillo will drown.
Armadillos were actually the first to land on the moon but the history books won't tell you that.
If you see a armadillo driving a go-cart down your street, seek shelter and contact authorities immediately. Something has gone very wrong.
@ArmadillaFacts: Nope, never were (boo!), but Elvis wore his blue armadillo suit when he played Murphy Center in '75! youtu.be/cwDXqdrePGA
Armadillos don't have to check themselves, because real armadillos can't wreck themselves.
Being a armadillo isn't just being a armadillo. Being a armadillo is a way of life.
A armadillo is not an ATM, so don't shove your money inside of it. You will lose your money and your amadillo
A armadillo is not a flashlight. You can't turn it on and off.
Armadillos do not take selfies. One of the reasons is that they do not have phones.
Armadillos were once the university mascot of MTSU @MTSUProbz
Armadillos won't text you first. Not just because they're better than you, but because armadillos don't text. They would rather FaceTime
Armadillos do not pay for hookers. Hookers pay for armadillos
A armadillo is not a blunt. If you light a armadillo and smoke it, it won't taste like weed.
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