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@ApraeliteNot Sad But Not Happy It All Happened So Fast
Vuto ndi chani ku Lilongwe? There is no justification for this.
Even the lecturer is not believing his eyes 😅😅
Sizonamizira kugwira ntchito pakhomo pano, ukangolakwa semester ino uzikakhala ku phalombe
You’re dating a married man but you’re having porridge for lunch, why do you like taking sins for granted?
Maybe its coming home
Coming from a country that put stones on their bank notes just so their currency could carry weight.
If I owe you money n I find your missed calls, I ain't calling you back MF. I will even block your ass. Money I got now is for the festive season
Right after you’ve left the airport you find out that you took a wrong bag there’s this inside, what’s yo next move?
Koma December wa "Omunye" Uja anakoma kwambili
Amalawi chomwe akufuna sakuchidziwa
The Best of "Imagine if Bible Characters were Malawian" Thread -THREAD-
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I don't sleep with ugly boys in grown men's bodies, sorry. Kayeseni kwina
Yes let me retweet and pin this! Jah jah uja watichosa kutali. Takanikapo kulipila rent, depression kutidya, kudyera soya pieces kwa week osasiya, kusewera aviator kut tipedze 200 ya tomato, kudzuka without any hope , kudyera tomato yekhayekha nsima! And now i can say Ambuye aja…
Koma Ambuye ine ndikuthokozatu, mmene navutitikila ine??😭 Ndafika apapa zowona? Kumwamba kulemekezeke👏🏽
A machine was invented to detect thieves and acts of crime. It was invented in Germany. It detected 10 thieves within 30 seconds. It was then tested in the US, within 20 seconds it detected 30 thieves and 7 acts of crime. It was then brought to Joburg, South Africa.. within 5…
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