A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Bad bosses have been known to breed great entrepreneurs.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Not everyone is going to love you ; but some will love you.
Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect.
there's nothing wrong to being noob,at least every people face it once in a lifetime...
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Trust is sometimes broken, but in time may be repaired.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
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