Anette Monilard
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Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
I don't say my MIL's mean ... but she turns off the gas when she's turning the bacon over.
I don't say my MIL's ugly ... but around our way, the peeping toms are giving themselves up to the police.
Why did my mother-in-law cross the road? I don't know, but it was an ugly site.
Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law? A vicious dog eventually let?s go!
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
How do you stop your MIL from drowning? Take your foot off her head.
What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her shoulders? Too little concrete!
What do you do if you miss your MIL? RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
My MIL is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder!
What is the ideal weight for a MIL? About 2.3lbs, including the urn.
I really DO have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon? "Use the FORK, Luke."
How is duct tape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter? Mango Fett!
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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