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andrea magallanez

@AndreaMPM

wife, gym owner, coffee lover, dog mom.

Joined January 2009
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Of course I said YES 💍❤️🥰

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AndreaMPM's tweet image. Of course I said YES 💍❤️🥰

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Fuck Dan shneider . Had my man Gibby wearing no shirt every episode like a thot


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the only happy ending i know

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when you set an alarm for 7am, but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15 and 7:20

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Ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever I see children in the daytime

What "old person" thing do you do?



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My older sister taught me how to use Twitter I know what I’m doing


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*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

Whotfismick's tweet image. *me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

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“Am I saying that right, Munch?”

MucciFlipFlop's tweet image. “Am I saying that right, Munch?”

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google search: what is an ice spice

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“so good to meet you…. I love the fart song!!”

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Me if I was one of Usher’s backup dancers


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“what does grrah mean”

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“so am i the shit or the fart?”

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Selling Beyonce tickets for sofi 9/1 Friday 🐝🐝🐝


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"So, what makes you happy?" Me:

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Me:

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I love being Latina omygosh


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Mood

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First weekend not drinking in a minute, I’ve never slept so good 😫


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That's the Fast and Furious button... Family❤️

What does this button do?

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Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

noahdonotcare's tweet image. Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

I still don’t understand how my 75 year old grandma ran into her preschool teacher today 🤯😭🤣


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