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Marmite and Stella Party

@AndMarmite

Welcome to the official twitter of the MAS political party. We want to ban Katie Hopkins, celebrate english day time drinking and call you a shlag.

Joined February 2018
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Close the pubs at 10 but make 4 cans half price, give and take with the MaS


Happy Birthday to the northern division, ginger tossers can be okay. @KieranGozz

Positive vibes and point 5s @KieranGozz



3 drink limit??? appointment system? this has been done to abolish the MaS party as most of our following are pub addicts, if they kick their addiction, we lose the popularity. Bag sales will be through the roof though, 3 drinks but unlimited packet


Ban air conditioning. Not a fan.


I say we open the pubs for a week and let all the idiots die off, then i can sit in my local and enjoy a nice cold quiet stella


What if we kill all the nonces? El presidentè of the world here just throwing the hardballs


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As a political movement we aim to please the people. Our next item on the agenda is to bring back something we all dearly loved but seems to be gone forever. Ladies and Gentleman help us help you by bringing back the @CadburyUK Dream. #VoteMAS

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One more day till the weekend. You've almost made it through yet another week surrounded by the cunts you have to deal with in this life. In the mean time Remember- Someone is going to there first day of being a pornstar being shat on for money. Atleast it's not you. #VoteMAS


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Here we have @KieranGozz and the bear from bo selecta representing our finest campaign. Remember- if it doesn't fit, you can probably try again if you smother it in marmite. #VoteMAS

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Here we have our head of city planning and public services sharing a fine wet wednesday moment. Remember- when playing darts do not distract the oponent with your genitals as they can deflate your scrotom. #VoteMAS

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We dream of beer gardens on a sunday during a heatwave. We dream of happiness for all. We dream what you dream. We do what you want because we do what we want. Join the MAS-sive #VoteMAS


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Well tuesday was a crock of shite but let's be honest you shlags it's because we can't put the barbecues on yet. Dream of beer gardens and heatwaves to get you through these tough times. Remember- The sun can't burn you if your insides are fucked from smashing cans. #VoteMAS


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As a political party, and boy do we like to party, we also respect legalities. Thank you to @cpotter95 our chief of police for filing reports on crime. This statement was recently made about a female. Remember- Crime doesn't pay and you'll get bummed in prison. #VoteMAS


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Ladies and Gentleman it is monday. The beginning of another week I know we all feel the doom and gloom but keep in mind there's nothing wrong with a few midweek cans, keep smiling. Remember- You can die any day of the week from malaria, not just monday. #VoteMAS


Up the boys and down with capitalism. It isn't vandalism if you piss on it and scream R Kelly did it. #BigThingsComingBack


Just bought a couple 12 cases of Stella and about to walk into the United Nations building to sort thus mess out. #RamboStella


Apologies we didn't run a campaign. Met Dave down the local and accidentally got on the bag and cans. #VoteUsNextTime #NHStella


All party members are adjourned to release their activision account names below for the new CoD as we will be going to war. Cross play has united us and the french don'y stand "un chance"


Warriors at war do not time their battles, they endure them.


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