@IynziebIair I forgot to tell you, remember that night? I'm pregnant. And now all I crave is soap.
I hate myself. Why isn't it long?! Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
It'll be like never you've ever felt. I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt.
I think I just fell in love with you. SORRY LYNZIE, WEDDING IS OFF. RT @Tony_TurtIe Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
@IynziebIair You've lost me. You know I'm still sick and you can't confuse me like this. Also, I'm listening to my husband. Mind's not here.
Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words". RT @Tony_TurtIe Ninety lady cops on the road, and I'm arrested for doin' eighty?
But nice, cause I texted Haiti. RT @Tony_TurtIe I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim-shady lady.
@IynziebIair Well, I love you just as much. I love you so much that I just stopped rapping to Words, Words, Words to reply to you.
@IynziebIair No, no he didn't! Now I have to work to get my nice girl image back. Oh, man.
Now excuse me while I listen to Bo Burnham because god damn, that man is fine.
Awwhh man, this. RT @IynziebIair I like how he didn't know we're really close friends. You do not mess with a sister bond, brah.
@IynziebIair Alright, it's a good thing my hair is short and black now! I should probably change my DP to that look.
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