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Amelia’s family and friends in KY are pulling together in the wake of last night’s storm, but are in need of blankets and items to keep families warm as temperatures drop. If you’re looking for a way to help, this is a good place to start:
I don't buy coffee to work, I work to buy coffee. It's the circle of life.
WOW! I’ve never seen a storm whip down the National Mall like this. It is nuts in DC right now. Watch the Washington Monument vanish!
UK Students: I cannot emphasize how much of a life changing program this is! I never thought I’d find my agriculture career in Washington D.C. - but @UKAgriculture, @universityofky and @cjcrumrine made it happen. Check this out!!
Every single person I know is having a midlife crisis at 23
If I never type the words “unprecedented times” in an email again it’ll be too soon.
guys from high school will message you on Facebook and be like “seems like you’re really killing it! congrats on killing it”
Friends and Family: How is life in DC during the Coronavirus outbreak?! Me: Just watch this video. youtu.be/DYu_bGbZiiQ
I’m out here buying my frozen waffles to survive the pandemic and my Safeway just announced over the intercom that they are completely sold out of condoms. Honestly.
Exactly how do I word “looking for a loft like the one in New Girl” in a Craigslist search???
*opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
My mother just got me a literal rental car so that I wouldn’t use the mileage on her car while I’m home... if you’re wondering where I get my dramatics - there ya go people.
Has anyone written a parenting book about how not to tell your kids about Santa because I feel like that one is going to be a real problem for me when the time comes, ya know?
If you don't make your living in the mud and the muck, be real slow to criticize those who do.
Feeling officially city today because I took a real cab *gasp* home from work and called him out on going the slowest and most inconvenient route to up my fare. No mercy sir - ya girl ain’t a tourist anymore!!!
My Uber driver just said his ex-girlfriend was named Amelia and I didn’t know whether to apologize or defend her. Don’t worry - she’s married, he’s married with a kid, everyone’s happy. He told me so.
Hot take: people treat restaurant staff like crap and it is my #1 pet peeve. A little kindness goes a long way and you have no idea what that waiter/waitresses life is like at the moment. Even if you can’t tip - it costs $0 to be nice.
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