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If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.


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being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard 😭😭


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“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football


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Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”


Cooking for people is my love language


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we're too grown to not be able to admit when you're wrong.. being wrong doesn't make you stupid, less than or inadequate, it just simply means in this situation you were wrong. it doesn't make you less than for admitting that. it's literally okay to be wrong, that's how you learn


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your friends SHOULD disagree when you're in the wrong. they shouldn't agree with everything you do/say. let them correct you when you're wrong, debate your points...this isn't the mark of a false friend but one that encourages your growth instead of complacency.


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so true bestie

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one of my regulars told me that when his wife died instead of a funeral they had a big ass party at a movie theatre & put together a 2 hour long video with clips & photos from all her best moments and that is absolutely how I want y’all to celebrate my life when it ends one day


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someone saying “you can come if you want” is so insulting to me like why don’t you just punch me and spit in my face instead


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cant believe men made up oil changes just to stress us out


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tbh it's fucked up that private pharmaceutical companies stole the possibility of a freely available vaccine for the entire world and now we just say their names all the time like it's a cutesy meme


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Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.


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Police should not be allowed to make mistakes that end up killing people. They should not be able to make lethal mistakes. You don’t get to say oops I accidentally fired my glock instead of my taser after 26 years on the job. It’s disgusting, it hurts, it is unacceptable.


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ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like "sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? n then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read the parts I missed" n he was like "NO ONE DOES THAT" pls tell me I'm not alone


Quest protein pizzas are my new favorite dinner


You gotta love stress migraines


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“ur so sensitive” no ur just fucking mean and i’m reacting


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