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Aleksandr Russo

@AlexTolma

Just a sort of comedy

Joined March 2023

Have you ever thought about your politeness’s limits? It is just amazing how far these borders are from each other. The situation of near-zero politeness: You are yelling in the car at some asshole who cut you off. But you choose and use not the most offensive words that you…


You know why we adore the looks of these kitties, doggies, and so on? “Wow, they’re cute, blah-blah-blah” Yes, because we are tired of the species surrounding us. These people are everywhere and they have filled the whole space around. The sight of human beings is sick and…


Do you know what the probability is that you are reading these lines if you look from the moment of the big Bang or Adam and Eve? Yes, almost zero. A bunch of people and before them animals, and before them reptiles, had to meet and fall in love with each other. But it happened.…


I am a big fan of ninja-porno. You know where participants are closing their faces to stay unrecognized. I see this circumstance as a bonus. Now, I can participate in any situation with adults, whether it’s a work meeting or a conversation in my children’s kindergarten. I always…


“You have to go ahead, you’re going to make it, man. And spit on people’s opinion, they are changing it all the time. And humanity is infinitely stupid, according to Einstein.” “Ow shit, what is this? Did they put onions in my sandwich? I hate fucking onions. Perfect, now I…


Why are some people willing to generously give out unwelcome tips to everyone around them? Even if they are scientists who are trying out new theories for the benefit of humanity’s future. Even so, I don’t want to participate in any untested experiments. I have a special…


"Hello, I want to get the last 2 rights, please, something fresh." "Good morning, sir, may I ask you how many responsibilities would be good for you? If a couple suits you?" "Ow, no, no, no. No more responsibilities, I’m fuc...ed up with my old ones. I quit. And under the new…


I have two inspiring photos of people, something like a photo of role models. The guy is on the first, the girl is on the second. With the same complexion: fat and skinny at the same time. You know this type: a lot of fat right on the bones with minimal amount of muscle. The…


It could have been an interesting moment when Jesus realized that he could make wine out of water, don't you think? “Well, Jesus, why do you have such purple teeth, we only ate bread and water." “I don’t know, because of something. Why are you asking me this? It doesn't matter.…


You know people who hear some news and tell you that they would never do “this”, because blah blah blah. I mean adults. But it is logical that by the word “this” they understand a step on the life path of a person. And then, I always find it difficult to understand what it is:…


How about making an app to help lonely people who complain about their loneliness and not just for them? We will also invite people who are interested in a relationship, but no one is interested in a relationship with them. They can be: plain ugly people, sick in the head,…


What about these obsessive competitive progressives? Who are thinking that the world around them is just a big playground with team and single competitions. A kind of binary system - “Winner-Loser”. Do you like them as much as I do? They want to compete all the time. And they…


Have you heard about a guy who had one ordinary family, and then suddenly finds out that this fella has a second family for a long time with children and so on? Can you imagine that? You live in a special place where there is always somebody crying - a child, or a wife, or…


Do you remember those old-fashioned headphones? It was like riding in an elevator together if you shared them with someone - no problem. But with these "in-ear" technologies, it has become something of a butt plug exchange. I am not a prude but now I want to choose my partners


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