Alex Caswen ♈️💧
@AlexCaswen🇨🇦🪖🦫🫡🟥📖📈 | Vir fortis via negativa | A curious person with a boring past | Not an expert | Adonitology Evangelist | Third attempt at Twitter
Indian guy who recruited his entire extended family to work at Meta on H1B: “yeah I’m just really concerned about how the President is weaponizing nepotism for cabinet picks”
No babe, I don't mind small words, the big ones scare me
people who try to seem smart through their speech always use the first three synonyms listed for normal, everyday words. it’s okay to speak plainly!!
Why is it C++ What happened to C+ What did they do to it Where is it buried ?
The call him elbow because he’s always elbowing his way into other people’s conversations
New neuroticism just dropped, there’s no way I’m going to have ashy legs
I once saw a tweet that said white people don’t wash their legs in the shower and now I think about it literally every time I take a shower
Improving bird abundance estimates in harvested forests with retention by limiting detection radius through sound truncation academic.oup.com/condor/article…
People who like are cool but the people who retweet are the real ones
Republicans will be like, "You believe in DEI? That pales in comparison to my strategy, simply hiring the most competent people" and then not hire competent people
like 97% of thinkpad guys are left curves who think they’re right curves, and think hating apple is a personality the other 3% are some of the most capable engineers out there, truly in it for love of the game and every single thinkpad guy reading this thinks he’s in the 3%
Kristi Noem has a chance to do the funniest thing
BREAKING.🚨 Kristi Noem indeed will be selected as Donald Trump's choice to lead the Department of Homeland Security. Donald Trump issued a statement via Truth Social: "I am pleased to announce that the Governor and former Congresswoman from South Dakota, Kristi Noem, will be…
you seem to only cancel the cringe that you don’t think is cringe. You only forgive shitpoasters when they commit what you don’t regard as cancellable, just bad actions. You forgive a regular QT just as you forgive a regular Repost. You forgive because there’s nothing to forgive.
The Attorney General of the United States
What type of guy pays for teenage prostitutes through Venmo while their transaction history is still set to public?
This will be valid in hours if not minutes
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