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alyson

@Alarmd0ck

yeah, like a brick would explain gravity to my head

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29 Oct

I love getting mad at other drivers only to look down and see they're going the speed limit

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Ik ik sadam or whatever but

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am i going fucking crazy

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My books are open!!! Just dm me :-)

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Good morning

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IM AVAILABLE ALL MONTH LETS BOOK SOMETHING

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23 Aug

craziest question I've ever gotten for a job bc like what do you mean????

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A girl goes to dinner

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i love you one eye pete

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Dessi on digital!

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This summer the only energy I want around is that which matches my sketchy drug dealers summer goals from 2011 (Neale accomplished 0 of these things and was kicked out of his moms by the end of the summer).

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In my living room!

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17 May

Moving to Austin tomorrow are we doing the patchwork tattoos or bleached eyebrows

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Getting banned for this is crazy

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