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I really laugh when I ask Siri to remind me of something on my newer iPhone, but they come through my old one every damn time 😪
Perhaps it was a bad dispatcher I got, but @CityBrampton why is your Animal Control Dispatchers telling me “we basically only pick up and put down dogs that bit someone, and got reported,” ????? Musta been a really frustrated new guy???
Some people get over things, and some hold onto that last memory, just wishing they could relive it.
People like to ask me why I drive a 2014, and don’t trade it in for something fancier because I sell cars. Well, it’s simple. I don’t want to trade my reliable old gal, for a new one that’ll end up in a sea container in less than 48hrs of ownership.
I love voicemails with no context just background noise of ur friends telling you to hang up and try later
For all my homies that are wondering how 31 year old me, is. Pretty great 👌🏽
When the Rogers guy tried saying his fibre optics are better than Bell but I’ve had Bell longer than Rogers new fibre optics in the area lol. Also, I worked for Bell, go away lol
In case anyone was wondering how my day is going, I opened a can of Monster with the confidence of a thousand suns and poured it into my coffee.
If someone left your life over 10 years ago and that someone still gets notifications that you’re stalking them through LIKES you UNLIKED. Don’t be surprised when you get that Restraining Order delivered by TPS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
If ever someone questions your mental capacity. Remind them that endorphins and serotonin service our minds, like insulin services a Diabetic’s body. Huge shout out to my doctor for using an analogy that actually resonated with someone who couldn’t understand before.
Overwhelming urge to punch a wall and wondering if this is how Kyle feels all the time 😪
Did you know? Talking to yourself could be seen as a trauma response. The person just feels safer talking to themselves, so outside opinions can’t use their words as ammo. 🧐
If you’re reading this and I broke up with you in 2013, stop reading & stop being a creep.
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