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Standard responses to “we were just talking about you!” - “I thought my ears were burning” - “nothing bad/all good I hope” - “oh god what have I done now?” - “it’s not true!” - “this doesn’t sound good” - “oh dear” - “I deny all accusations” - “oh yeah?”


Thanks @thesmafans for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 7,779 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/2F9rNDThY…


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Secretly feeling a bit excited to be wearing jumpers again.


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'Look but don't make it obvious' That one mate:


Episode 55 of 177 of @4pmWineTimeBaby 😂 I’m getting there!! Never laughed so much in ages 😂 #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed @IAmChrisRamsey


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Being unable to walk into an air-conditioned shop without saying “ooh, it’s nice and cool in here”


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Diary entry, 19.7.22 Bloody hell.


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Sorry I missed your call, I did it on purpose…


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Right, bunting down, Christmas decorations up.


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"No harm done" - Translation: You have caused complete and utter chaos.


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Britain is now 98% bunting.


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British responses to “what have you been up to recently?” This and that Nothing much really Keeping busy Oh you know, the usual Same old Staying out of trouble Can’t remember Don’t ask Keeping my head down Just work / work’s been manic Just boring stuff. You?


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“Who the f**k are you beeping at?”

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How to leave the office: <Stand up> "Riiight" <push chair in> "I shall see you..." <jiggle mouse> "...next week" <glance around desk> “Have a good weekend” <pat all pockets> “Cheerio” <forget bag>


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Saying “happy Friday!” in an email and wondering what you’ve become.


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Ways to say "I won't be coming" 1. I might pop down 2. I'll give you a text 3. I'll see how I feel 4. Sounds interesting 5. I’ll see what I’m up to 6. Let’s play it by ear 7. What time you getting there? 8. I’ll check the diary 9. Sounds good 10. Could do


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"You're very quiet" Thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps.


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“Any new year’s resolutions?” “No thank you”


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“Done all your Christmas shopping yet?” “If you mean have I bought myself a big tub of chocolates, well yes I have”


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In line with the latest government guidance, from 30/11 wearing a face covering in-store will be mandatory (unless exempt) to help keep you safe. Please be kind, patient and respectful to our colleagues and customers. See tes.co/HelpInStoreFAQ for more info. #EveryLittleHelps


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