ShyGuy
@A_Shy_Guy1A shy guy hoping to open up a bit DM's always open 🙂
What's the point of having morning wood if there's no one ever there to chop it down
I haven't had sex in so long that my dick now demands my hand wines and dines it before I masturbate
I wouldn't mind giving a treat to these moms taking their kids trick or treating
Anyone else ever see a tweet they want to like with 69 likes and have a hard time deciding whether to like it or not
If you like curvy black girls RT for a surprise 😈 (serious)
did you get my last surprise in your dm, if you didnt, just like and RT 😜🙃( not joking )
Anyone else ever get a headache and hope it's more than a headache and that it's life threatening
Watched a porn and immediately wanted to get a job as a pizza delivery driver. Then I remember who I am and realized she'd probably answer the door, get me to pay for her pizza and go have sex with her man
Who eats ass,I want mine eaten so bad, retweet so I can dm you 😜
Does anyone else feel that having sex with a man's wife and he knows is hotter than having sex with her and him not knowing
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