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I had a dream that Donald Trump started a weekly twitch stream where he would face Joe Biden in a yugioh duel. Joe is up 1-0.
Saying all lives matter in response to black lives matter is the same as a toddler only wanting to play with their toys when someone else wants to play with them.
Me to people: You have to grow up and face your fears. Me to my cat: Watch out Prince, I'm going to use the mop. I know it might be spooky, but I promise it won't hurt you.
So I'm pretty sure I graduated. I met all the requirements, registered to graduate, checked off the checklist, and my advisor said I was good to go, but neither MSU nor the math department has acknowledged that I graduated.
Maybe if we all start ghosting the coronavirus, he'll get the hint.
How serious is COVID-19? Minecraft's home screen reminds you to social distance.
I know my mom loves me because of how many times she offered me sticks of gum as a child. That's true love.
Videogames have given me an unrealistic expectation of how important the ability to jump is.
I can buy my cat all the toys in the world and sprinkle cat nip on them and he would still rather play with rabbit poop.
It wouldn't be Christmas without Harry Potter and I don't know why.
I like winter because I get to see my cat be really confused about what snow is. No clue buddy.
When the rec center wants you to leave they play Closer by The Chainsmokers at 2× speed.
Professor: Wow, we are missing a lot of people. There must be some event going on today. No, it's just raining.
Professor after spending the last 30 minutes of class on one calculation: "But this does not help us..."
Eating 12 tacos: meh. Eating 12 tacos with the boys: Yeah, I like that!
What people think math majors do: write page long proofs to theorems they've never heard of What we actually do: be the banker in Monopoly
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