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@AntonioKingz: All the coffee beans in South America can't make me a morning person.”@Isthatkarenl


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The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance.


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I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?


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Just finished watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth.


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Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday. Don't Give A Fuck Today. Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow.


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The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt get much worse than that.


@AntonioKingz: All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person.”@Isthatkarenl


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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.


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I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. That crazy thing would never shut up. The parrot was kind of cool, though.


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Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are, your reputation is who people think you are.


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I'd jump in front of a train for you. As long as it's not moving.


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Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.


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Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"


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I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come presliced by nature.


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