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5m4r7y

@5m4r7y

anybody, yet nobody.

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😭😭

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Ladies, that guy also knows that you have to take the tampon out if you wanna pee…

If that's an abortion scar, then yes.



😵

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There is no other choice for Surgeon General.

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Ce 1:15 est vite devenu 11 fucking heures… 😮‍💨 I need a drink…


Just a little bump. Put some ice and walk it off, pussy.

They would've had to put me down



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Vamos, @RafaelNadal!   As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.   Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I…


13 miles short… ça fit parfaitement avec mon OCD.

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One more ride…

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😇 main event

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🐕 😴 🥃 🥊

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And yer ass barely passed; any and every class. Lookin' at every ass, cheated on every test.

I did not need Rosie fucking Perez at ringside.



Après 2 ans et demi à repousser ça pour ne pas entraver mon quotidien, faire du déni et réaliser 489 moves douloureux sur un genou instable, il est temps d’abdiquer. @__P_a_n_d_a_rou t’es la seule à avoir le droit de te foutre de ma gueule… #CordonnierMalChaussé

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Tyson. By KO. Round 3. 100$

Oh yeah Mike Tyson is NOT playing with Jake Paul anymore 😳



Please explain @elonmusk

My first attempt to get Starlink working on this Delta flight a failure thus far

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Les mâles "alphas" que je connais et que j’estime, ont une chose en commun…ils n’utilisent jamais ce terme pour se décrire. Comme pour le beurre de peanuts et la culture, moins t’en as, plus que tu l’étends…


Preach!

Crosby to the Avalanche. Do it for hockey.



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Last album you listened to from start to finish!?

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