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3astrid33

@3astrid33

Sexy mysterious wandering lady embracing herself, sharing her world through writing, pictures, videos and other artistic pursuits. ASMR-like voice too ;).

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Caught in light… the girls hanging. Someone called me “mermaid” today. Sometimes the hottest thing a person can do is give a kind word with the hungry eyes (ya know!) followed by a chuckle.. *wink* In other news, I have pledged on Patreon and Instagram to write erotica. #oops

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I flexed eyeliner, had my birthday party… I also played a very special song for me on the uke here: patreon.com/posts/83508752… It goes without saying… I missed you bunches and during my adventures I never forgot my lovelies. Thank you. 🌹

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Hopeless wanderer is sieged by ants after pizza smorgasbord goes terribly wrong (or terribly right…?) Comparing bras as an ice-breaker, pondering my new life, ants and more (pictures too) here: patreon.com/posts/79577237…

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I really think we’re in the timeline of a future not too dissimilar from the one in Devs. And now —Nick Offerman in The Last of Us and everything— I can’t get that idea off my mind. Footage from the making of Cleopatra with Liz Taylor is what I want to see.


A day in the life of a big-bosomed demon lady!!! (In my mind I’m a sort of Wewe Gombel, inspiration for fear in a whole generation.) IRL I go to cafés and am embarrassed because the girls have fun. V&P: Oops! 🪐🪐 Me: 🫤 More here: patreon.com/posts/77848513…

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‘En casa de herrero, cuchara de palo’ is a Spanish saying that means ‘In a blacksmith’s home there’ll be a wooden spoon.’ I don’t know any sayings in English that mean exactly that. What do you think it means? It’s an amazing expression and I’d like to find an equivalent. 🤔


Feint et Flunge! I had an idea for this post… patreon.com/posts/77294618… Feint. You got attention. What are you gonna do next? Is it a mind game or are you gonna dive all the way? Today I flunged and lost. It’s lemons and lemonade. The footwork I need to keep me on my toes. 🤺

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I did this shoot: patreon.com/posts/77293341… Patrons, you’ve got 📩 (or click the link). Attached a cheeky surprise from head to toe along with a piece of writing. Enjoy! Keeping one resolution. Rediscovering Allan Poe & loving Pizarnik. Recommended reads? I’ll give you mine.

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New shoot, new essay, new mattress… All about that & pictures on my latest Patreon post, here: patreon.com/posts/76332461… I am in a very good place and have good quality sleep. Is this sponsored? I wish. But it’s about more than a mattress. ♥️ Happy Christmas weekend! Cheers!

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I am become a victim of the PLAGUE. My stupid cold won’t go away. Soup is my restorative 🥣💚. The keyboard in my phone, my legs and quills. The Crown and the World Cup, my companions, and Donna Tartt who I cuddle with. If you wanna know more… patreon.com/posts/72219778…

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USA vs Wales might be a bit more engaging? Well, Gakpo just scored. And it was very pretty. 👏👏👏

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Ending the weekend & starting the week cosy. 🥃🌚 My Patreon now contains an essay of my life before the enlargement + a ‘peeping Tom’ exercise. If you wanna check it out… patreon.com/posts/74911385… Twitter is a doomsday scenario rn, but I kinda like it here, so… See me soon! 🌹

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There’s a metaphor here.

Never forget when Steve Irwin got bit by a snake on TV live and laughed instead of panicking, 1991



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I like the other cover art better. More eerie & experimental. This looks like I wanna look pretty & enigmatic on an album cover (I do), but DoeS IT capTuRe my SOUL?? (in a Werner Herzog/angsty teenager voice) What is a soul? Do 🤖🤖 dream of electric 🐑? patreon.com/posts/74392845…

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If I made music, like an album, and produced it and everything, I think this would be a cool as$ cover. Parental advisory - Explicit: Swearing like a sailor and exposing my hyper sexualised mammary area to corrupt the youths. Oh, no! Mustn’t allow. Socrates died that way!!

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I want to go on a treasure hunt around the world in search of the amber room. Who wants to join? Might involve diving. 🏴‍☠️🤿🕵️‍♀️


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