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I just recently became aware of the Norm Macdonald quote "It's the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny's, wear a hat, whenever you want to do" The more I roll that line around in my head, the more profound it gets


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Now that Mike Richards is gone there’s only one choice for the new Jeopardy host: a really dumb guy who is constantly surprised by all the facts he’s learning as he reads them out


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(trapt voice) basket of basketballs / hedstrom, assorted basketballs

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RIP Trevor Moore, who made only funny things

From Chrissy

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Uncut Gems but it’s a guy in 1995 risking it all on a 70 to 1 Maggie Simpson bet

Las Vegas odds for who shot Mr. Burns, 1995.

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m. night shyamalan made a movie about a beach that makes you old. don’t all beaches make you old, just really really slow? i’m on the stage that makes you old. look at my body, it’s aging at the rate of one second per second i’m… so much older now

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Study: Not Many Disco Songs About Daytime bit.ly/3l6Dd72

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shrieking “fumble” every time a guy dribbles


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playing this on a loop until Monday prolly


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Luka Doncic first quarter recap:


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It's #FreeMapMonday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the Geologic Map of New Mexico! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

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The funniest thing to me right now is someone in the NBA warming up wearing one of those And1 trash talk shirts

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this feels ominous, like if you eat a mcrib after midnight you turn into a grimace or something

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as a kid i had a friend who would jump up and turn the n64 off if it looked like he was going to lose at smash bros

Robinhood has stopped allowing users to buy GameStop, AMC, BlackBerry, and Nokia stock. bit.ly/2YmW80G



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if you’re confused over what short-selling actually is, here’s an unhelpful explanation. suppose you’ve got a box of crayons, right? and i’m not talking the basic 16-crayon box, i’m talking about the big one. you’ve got an indigo crayon. you’ve got a magenta. you’ve got turquoise


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