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Don't you find it awks when someone thinks you tweet about them like NO BITCH. Not this time.ok.
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
you can send a boy a whole paragraph with a couple of questions thrown in and I swear to god they will only answer whatever you said in the last sentence
Worst type of cunts are the ones who can’t understand a sentence with one or two accidental spelling mistakes, might be sending some big paragraph but because you spelled can “cqn” they reply “what??” Fuck off
Looks like I need to firm the L. GG. We needed those points more! Our Championship status is at risk.
I’ve had a theory about Madeleine McCann for ages so I’m gonna do a thread because I need to shed a light on how obvious this is
Sorry but if I can avoid traffic.... I will, even if it means sitting in Tesco car park half way to my destination waiting for the “ you can come over now” Atleast i’d be stress free🙄
at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid
Just went to Tesco and asked if they had any plasters and the woman thought I said pasta and now I’m stood staring at penne because I was too scared to say no
Fuckin MANDELA EFFECT???? Swear to god it’s always just been *Eye*lure?? Fuckin Eylure???? Wits that?????
Is it really your 18th if you don’t have drama with people while getting yourself a quid drink and you have to calm people down bc there was a fight. someone has to do that when other things are happening. TOWN=complete. GO ME!!!!
flight departure: 5:00pm my parents at 8:58am:
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