Wouldn't it be sweet irony if @realDonaldTrump 's "wiretaps" were in fact planted by Putin?
What if @realDonaldTrump was just an elaborate @NRA plot to get liberals to buy a shit ton of AR15s to defend the Republic?
Enjoy the show.... Trump's trainwreck press conference ushers in a clueless presidency | Richard Wolffe theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
#AmericanAirlines How do you only have 5 actual agents working the customer assistance desk at JFK? Been in line 40 mins, not moved
$50 off a $780 handset is not my definition of a great customer retention program that rewards 7 years of loyalty... @TMobile
$1,800 change fee to spend a few days with my dad who was taken into hospital yesterday? @AmericanAir, you really are the worst.
If $3000 isn't enough for 2 economy tickets on the oldest crappiest plane still in service, $100 bag fee is salt in my eye @AmericanAir
Once again, Internet is down... is this because I don't pay for premium Internet? Extreme end of net neutrality spectrum? @TWC_Help
"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."
Listening to @JasonAldean makes me want to start smoking again... Sunshine, country music and nicotine make a great threesome
Now on a personal mission to make sure that no-one ever joins @LABoxing Business practices are completely immoral...
Google clearly has yet to meet my dog.. All searches for "my dog ate zyrtec" refer to a pill at most... Oh no, not my dog... The bottle
gut wrenching disappointment is defined by the moment you've made a cup of tea, added just enough sugar and realize you have no milk left..
I love craigslist... Someone advertising "professional grade camping stove" there are professional campers? #Whoknew?
Ahh, the wonderful sounds of spring, chainsaws, lawnmowers and someone's pressure washer...
No...you don't have a thyroid problem... You have a greed problem...
I love hearing fat people giving dietary advice telling you how animal protein is bad for you...while having a large carmel soy latte... :/
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