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phillip stahl

@05mustangguy

i hate dumb people

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I want to listen to my high end stereo loudly, but I'm afraid my neighbors will hear it and break in to steal it. #firstworldproblems


Funniest thing I heard today from nick, "I feel like I am getting fucked by your friends, but I can't even feel it".


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Some of the florida players must be majoring in acting the way they draw these bs fouls


The Michigan/Kansas game is awesome!


Drinking some coors light in f-town, wooot


It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket.... PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET


Now i remember why i never liked going to parties....


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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.


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I accidentally clicked on an advertisement. #firstworldproblems


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Dear Megaupload friends please RT to tell @BarackObama & @MittRomney that you want #InternetFreedom and #Megaupload back.


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Even though they seem like perfectly nice people on the outside,#Virgos are quite complicated on the inside.


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