Jessica ๐
@yourgaydaughter23. Lesbian. Lover of musicals.
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Of course, now the conspiracy theorist in me kicks in. Maybe the alert system in Hawaii was hacked, or maybe there was a ballistic missle launched and it got shot down... or maybe Trump hit the button accidentally whilst trying to explain to interns how big his red button is.
NORAD spokesman Lt. Commander Joe Nawrocki tells me: "There is no missile threat. We're trying to figure out where this came from or how this started. There is absolutely no incoming ballistic missile threat to Hawaii right now." He adds, "My phone's been blowing up."
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one day i hope to be half as extra as darth maul
"all-female Lord of the Flies remake" SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE MISSED THE FUUUUUCKIN POINT OF LORD OF THE FLIES
the all-girl remake of lord of the flies wont work bc realistically the girls would set aside their differences & work to get off the island
I had to walk home in the dark and I swear I thought something was following me in the bushes ): but I'm in the safety of my blankets now,
Sleepover. Friend's friend. Soft. Secret. #MyFirstKissIn5Words
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Singing along to the Phantom of the Opera at the top of my lungs while I fold laundry.... The neighbors hate me lol
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