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yalmot

@yalmot

Idea Engineer, Peaceful, Buffoon, Gargoyle, Beatle, Vulcan, My Safe Word is Gilligan, My Fave Color is Kaleidoscope.

Joined May 2009
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Sans question.


I'm always buying you things based on what I think you should have. (So totally not true.) I will always wish for you what you wish for yourself.


In reruns. Guess my age.

Back when you were a kid - Did you watch the Batman TV show? (yea or nay)

rickyricksmusic's tweet image. Back when you were a kid - Did you watch the Batman TV show?    (yea or nay)


Always.

RETWEET if you’re with her 💙

DisavowTrump20's tweet image. RETWEET if you’re with her 💙


3 men & a baby.

name a film with a ghost in it.



Social anxiety: (yeah I'm not gonna give anxiety a capital a) When I talk in person on phone even on twitter, the things I want to say, even tho I go over it in the dead of insomnia never comes out like I'd hope.


Please tell your dad he has had great impact on my life for me just to be kind & kinda goofy.

Happy 99th dad!

ericarhodes's tweet image. Happy 99th dad!


You keep asking this question why? Are able to help someone in need? Fucking you have no idea how much I doobie doobie do.


Gorgeous.


Rock & Roll.

RETWEET if Vice President Harris is your Person of the Year!

DisavowTrump20's tweet image. RETWEET if Vice President Harris is your Person of the Year!


A Thousand Clowns. You want to hear our impersonation of (I forget) Washington & Jefferson? Hi, how you doing? I'm okay.

name a film made before 1970.

Sophia_Nyx's tweet image. name a film made before 1970.


Everyone. Anyone. John. But to make & not make light of the question, Gary Fucking Shandling, man. What God would take him?


Arcane S2 E5: An interrogated prisoner: 'No beast is more savage than man.' A few lines later, asked about a terrorizing monster, he replied: 'He isn't a monster. He was once a man.' But . . . But But, you just said . . , Excellent show tho Arcane is.


How now that we fought & lost 2wice & benedict donald is coming after everyone are we going defeat his fucking ass this time? How the fuck did not enough liberals get off their asses & make sure he'd not win over our greatest hope for a peaceful progressive world? Your fault.


Actually, I said to a woman I liked in San Marcos Texas who was a twin that I thought her sister was beautiful. It's all in your intention. Grow up & don't be a dick.

You’re almost as pretty as your sister 🥹



Wow this response must truly be satire. Otherwise, go back to the womb you wounded.

Calling them a 'whore' seems to set off a 'defensive' mechanism. If she really feels threatened by the truth she my scream rape with her mouth 'alarm' that comes standard with the female model of humans.

DailyDoseDarian's tweet image. Calling them a 'whore' seems to set off a 'defensive' mechanism. If she really feels threatened by the truth she my scream rape with her mouth 'alarm' that comes standard with the female model of humans.
DailyDoseDarian's tweet image. Calling them a 'whore' seems to set off a 'defensive' mechanism. If she really feels threatened by the truth she my scream rape with her mouth 'alarm' that comes standard with the female model of humans.
DailyDoseDarian's tweet image. Calling them a 'whore' seems to set off a 'defensive' mechanism. If she really feels threatened by the truth she my scream rape with her mouth 'alarm' that comes standard with the female model of humans.


Yeah that's bad but every single trump supporter is okay with every single thing he has done. Yeah that's bad but he's funny. No, no he is not. Tell me a joke he has said that is great humor that rings true. The stupid find the stupid funny because of the horrible they believe.


Everybody Wants To Rule The Advice For The Young At Heart I Want To Be An Astronaut Sowing The Seeds Of Love Is God's Mistake It's Elemental Mad World Ever Met A Day Elvis Should Play Ska (My Life Nothing Was Easy Til Now Hope Like The Morning) Cold Goodnight Song

name a rock n roll song made after 1970.

Sophia_Nyx's tweet image. name a rock n roll song made after 1970.


I My Identical Icicle Friend


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