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@wootsage

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Man, this dating shit is WHACK🤣🤣


NFR or awkward wedding luncheon?? 🤔 NFR it is 😏


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Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.


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As a woman, there’s no rights we lost. Stop spewing bullshit trying to scare people.


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Wow Wow Wow A must listen.


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If you’re still really not sure. Maybe this will help. RT & share for all to see!!!

DonaldJTrumpJr's tweet image. If you’re still really not sure. Maybe this will help. RT & share for all to see!!!

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yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom


ALL my heifers pregged up, ALL my calves came home off the desert. Now crossing fingers for my cows to be bred 🤞🏼🤞🏼


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Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭


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saying “I just want to find the love of my life” while actively avoiding relationships and advances of any kind


If one more person asks me “so are you married” I’m gonna throat punch them

If one more person asks me what my plan is after college I’m going to cry



I’m convinced my coworker thinks I’m stupid, but in reality I run circles around him all day🤷🏼‍♀️


I try really hard to want to date but it’s seriously soooo hard when time after time I’m reminded of how pathetic guys are.


Obviously I followed my dads advice of “self control is for quitters” only to be followed up with “Goldilocks killed baby bear” 😂😂 Small guy but super cool opportunity and super neat colored bear!

wootsage's tweet image. Obviously I followed my dads advice of “self control is for quitters” only to be followed up with “Goldilocks killed baby bear” 😂😂  

Small guy but super cool opportunity and super neat colored bear!

“What I wouldn’t give to look into those pretty blue eyes of your’s” Sir, my eyes are hazel. Nice try 😂


“Hey, I know we split ways a while ago but I’ve been thinking we should give it another chance. Call me back and let me know what you think.” Ummm how bout no.


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Confidence is attractive, cocky is not


This is embarrassing. Why is there a random ass comma??🤦🏼‍♀️😅 I still stand by my statement tho

If you’re gonna shake, my hand make sure it’s firm. None of this limp floppy crap



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