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@wild_mor

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Joined September 2012
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It’s comforting knowing that I probably would have been burned at the stake if I was born in the 1600’s.


you dumb fucking bitch (18 yr old me talking to present day me when she finds out she became a teacher)


ummm can I get off this fucking ride now??? pretty pls???


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I don’t need 20% off a flatscreen, I need 20% off my fucking grocery bill


No amount of sleep is enough


A man will take mushrooms and feel the same empathy I felt at 11 years old. Shit is wild.


What’s your beef with scientists, bro?


Thinking about the passing of time makes me physically ill


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Trump daddy pls take away my right to work 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


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At least we got our first gay Vice President


You gotta be a boring ass person to not fit into any of the demographics affected by this


An absolutely insane day to be a smart, educated, highly qualified, confident American woman.


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Election Day is here

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I didn’t even get a fucking sticker


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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again and again: I may be a dumb bitch, but at least I don’t believe in trickle down economics


I’d check myself into a mental hospital today, but then I’d have to make sub plans.


“Is it better to speak or to die?”


At this point redbull isn’t enough. I need to chew on a fucking powerline.


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