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Diana Voxerbrant

@voxerbrant

Verbal hand-grenades. Polish heart, Swedish mind and Londoner.

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God save me from the word toxins.


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Thanks to everyone who took part the Sultan door competition a few months ago! This lovely North London family certainly got theirs upgraded. 💙 #londondecorator

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Feeling sexy. Might make lasagna later.


Ah the joy in shutting down a judgy mum on Facebook with science and sarcasm.


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Can we get some retweets please? #NorthLondon #NorthWestLondon #NorthLondonhour #London #UK PLEASE HELP PLEASE SHARE Jeremy has been missing for more than 24 hours now and we need your help in locating him. #missing #MissingPerson @missingpeople

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Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?


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If you shove the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys into your vagina and kegel 3 times you're a virgin again


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I goggled easy hair styles for girls and every one requires the hair to be brushed. This is bullshit.


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Well, you tried and you failed. But the important thing is that you failed. Because that’s the what people will remember you for.


I’m a psycho. 🤷🏻‍♀️

"I prefer tea over coffee" -Psychos



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Why do they call it “emotional baggage” and not a “griefcase”?


I got one of those too. Junior mansplainer in the making.

"I prefer tea over coffee" -Psychos



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interviewer: so, tell me about yourself me: it's a reflexive, intensive pronoun of Middle English origin commonly employed for emphasis interviewer: I think I'm looking at our new senior editor


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Wonderful poetry series from a local farmer in my DC region. A bit of beauty in some of America's darkest hours. @voxerbrant @eohigging @cvnelkin @trednyasdays Wounded Wasp (28) smithmeadows.com/farm/wounded-w…


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Wife: bring an umbrella it’s raining. Me: no, my phone says it’s not supposed to rain. Wife: you’re literally getting rained on right now. Me: *getting soaked* if it was raining I’m pretty sure my phone would say so.


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