@val_foley Profile picture

Valerie Foley

@val_foley

Wife 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧. Mama💗💗. Drinker of Coffee ☕️. Marketer 🏦. Enneagram 6️⃣. Social Distancing Expert 🙅🏻‍♀️. Picker-Upper of Socks 🧦.

Similar User
CatSam photo

@sam___randall

Kathy Bellamy photo

@KayBee1210

Barbara photo

@barbiemx5

stacy weber photo

@stacy3803

ShadyL photo

@RoyalKingdom71

NicoleJean photo

@NicoleJean18

Lynda Joyce photo

@lululaw2284

Faith Horn photo

@Lnstrfaith

Kristy Karasinski photo

@ktomasko

Elise 🔑🏔 photo

@ElisedTaylor

missy power photo

@missypower1

James Center photo

@The_JamesCenter

Sadie Rogers photo

@mercedesrogerss

Jason Courtney photo

@cjasoncourtney

Debe Randolph photo

@DebeRandolph

I do not cry easily. I either have to be very angry or very overwhelmed. I was absolutely bawling after watching this for 10 minutes. My heart aches for this sweet mama.

Tweet Image 1

I wish I had as much confidence in anything like my husband has in our dishwasher. @HistoryGuy111


Valerie Foley Reposted

Sorry to interrupt your Sunday but during the busiest month of the year your kids’ school would like them to dress up for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Cheer Day, Elf Day, and Polar Express Day this week.


I just got legit crushed by my 5yo in Wii bowling. Also, my Mii needs a lot of work. 😬

Tweet Image 1

Valerie Foley Reposted

my superpower is ruining my kids life by telling them to empty the dishwasher in between their schedule of doing nothing and nothing.


Parent: Man, that was really nice, wasn’t it? What a special treat! Kid:


Valerie Foley Reposted

I hate when I'm trying to have a relaxing Sunday and I keep remembering it's Sunday.


School Photo People: please go online and pay for these 7 sheets of printed photos that we proactively sent home for you to deal with. Me: Nope. I can pretend it’s 2002 also, here’s your check. Enjoy the added hassle. ✌️


Y’all say “STOP THAT OR YOU’RE GONNA CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN!” to your kids too, right?


Welp, I’ve met my match in laundry stains. I present to you: bright red goo inside a fidget stretch ball on denim.


Valerie Foley Reposted

🚨 RT to win Jon’s helmet 🚨 #WPMOYChallenge @jonallen93_

Tweet Image 1

Sure, there are some plot holes in Home Alone, but the most unrealistic part is when Kevin says “I AM upstairs, dummy!” to his Mom and she doesn’t immediately lose her crap.


Professional tip of the day: it costs nothing to be nice to people. Choose your interactions wisely.


If I’m ever back in an office again, I’m only ever taking ONE personal item.


Guys that show up to the Honda Service Center right when they open on Saturdays are a WHOLE VIBE.


We either have 17 jars of pasta sauce in the pantry or zero jars. There is absolutely no in between.


I will only drink 2 cups of coffee a day. I will only drink 2 cups of coffee a day. I will only drink 2 cups of coffee a day. 🤞😬😅


I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m getting really good at 3rd grade math. 💁🏻‍♀️


No, no, no, no, no - I do not have the brain capacity to think up and remember a new passcode right now.


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.