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evan

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kinda stupid that our enitre galaxy is named after a candy bar


The One Where Ross Gets Influenza and Dies


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being Filipino is so nuts.. I have a cousin whose legal name is Karl Marx


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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted


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IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL


The audacity of this student

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*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife.


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*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*


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me: [lighting fireworks] are you ready uber driver: for what


I have so much loyalty to my principal, my administrators, my students, and my fellow teachers, but these days it feels like @ChiPubSchools is run by literal supervillains


A first grader asked me if she could tell a joke to the class. I said yes, so she stood up and yelled "booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere" and the rest of the class went fucking wild


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I had a dream last night that I was being chased by Bob the tomato and I ran to Target and hid behind one of the big red target balls and I thought I lost him but then the ball started breathing


Day two: I've officially been promoted to being my own class subject. Teacher is TBA.

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the mall in my mom’s hometown burned down and the only thing that survived was this statue of the Famous Filipino Restaurant Mascot, Jollibee

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