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Ralph

@troymmahon

I’m not saying I beat the devil, but I drank his beer for nothing, then I stole his song.

Joined May 2016
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which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or viggo mortensen as aragorn in the lord of the rings?

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Omg THREE MurderDeathKills at once?!


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The masculine urge to buy land, have a home gym, live off-grid, and raise a happy family.


Okay but I could still fix her


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Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun


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life is like


Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez is, in fact, the most Egyptian name I’ve ever heard. And Sean Connery was a prime pick to play that Egyptian man


Highlander rocks, Connor Macleod is supposed to be this young highlander on his way to battle for the first time even though he is obviously at least 45 years old (and legally blind)


Costume director for The Sixth Sense was wild. He didn’t realize Hailey Joel Osmont was like 8 years old and dressed him up like a 45 year old depressed accountant anyway


Does anybody have a cooler voice than JK Simmons?


The song “Down” by 311 gives me distinct flashbacks to huffing silver spray paint behind my mom’s mobile home while wearing JNCO jeans and swigging Faygo


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mr. blue sky please tell us why scrat from ice age always has a hard time acquiring that dang nut


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men will turn 4 and base their whole personality off of one of these

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Here’s the thing, champ. If listening to Throwing it All Away by Genesis on repeat is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key, capiche? I’ll be partying it up with Phil Collins all god damned day


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the NBA should have one day a year where everyone plays in jeans


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Hey babe, wanna come to my place and play some backgammon?


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