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Johnathandoe

@tonsofcummke

I live for right now. what I’m feeling, and what I want I’ll bluntly share…and being a single guy, this often means getting laid. I go where my dick takes me

Who can help me find my prostate. Tried shoving anything and everything that will fit up there with no luck. Not into guys but I can’t imagine there will be too many REAL and nearby women who will want to help.


Ladies. You’ll know I’m interested if I send you my dick pic. .


I’m debating on whether or not I should jerk off while driving home after work


I’d be in the summer Olympics if fucking was a race


It hot out, and I have a six inch super soaker that could drench you with just one pump? Who wants to play with it? lol


LADIES! I don’t like to brag but….I almost have a HUGE dick.


Is cumming quickly a turn off even off the guy keep going andcan cum again?


Cumming in the bitches makeup bag because I expected her to be a drunk bitch like she always is. Showing her this later that night was priceless!


If your a smoking hot women looking for an “advance” a “deposite”, “reservation fee”, or a “gift card/game card” in Exchange for your time let me know. I promise I’ll send it immediately. I won’t waste your time by sending dick pics instead of proof I sent the advance


I wish being addicted to sex was my problem. That would at least mean I’m getting laid regularly.


That’s it! If you DONT say “Hi”I’m sending you a video of my big ass balls swinging in slow motion…from behind. That’s right JUST MY BALLS. Why? Because im not that type of guy! And I have morals!


I will never send money to anyone ever. If you need my money you need to come get it.


If she doesn’t say no or push you a way is that concent?


Who’s interested in an average white dick that cums a ton. lol


Fuck it. I’m going to post a video of myself cumming if you don’t say hi!


Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁 Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite 212563470 temu.com/s/7yZETdetfmYN…


It’s too bad sex isn’t a race. Id be impressing all the ladies!


Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁 Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite 212563470 temu.com/s/LvOykKQRr71N…


Can you take the gift & accept my invitation? We can both get free gifts this way!🎁 Search my code in Temu or tap my link to download & accept my invite 212563470 temu.com/s/CHKCbYSGbwaG…


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