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Layton Shumway

@theshums

PR/marcom writer/editor with a dark journalism past. Now: @UVU | Past: @DeseretNews, Bitmob/ @GamesBeat, @SLCDunk, @UniverseBYU | pfp: @starsleeps | ❤: @sundyst

Joined January 2009
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welcome, little one

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since the election, spending time here has been actively harmful to my mental health. find me anywhere else. 💖


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ahemhem OUT NOW: Interstate 35, a surreal visual novel about a near-apocalyptic North Texas and going home and finding a dead vision of God-- AVAILABLE NOW. 7.99 USD. Buy it. Play it. Share it. Thank you. Link below.

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Imagine going to therapy and Faith is your therapist

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MARTINELLI ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️


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When you use up the last bit of formula and your 13 month old has officially transitioned to cow’s milk. We’re sad crying because he’s grown so much. We’re happy crying because now we don’t have to spend so much on formula.


“Unsportsmanlike conduct on the Utah bench. The game is over.” the absolute funniest ending possible


I'm so glad there's an Arsenal game today so I can just feel a safe, isolated, low-stakes amount of existential dread, as a change of pace


I look a lot less tired than I feel

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hey cool that was my whole 30s 😅

Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult



good job RSL, you tried really hard to pretend the season wasn’t over the moment you sold Andres Gomez


Spur-ited Away

Victor Wembanyama’s Halloween costume. (via @NBA)



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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

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it turns out that not a lot of people recognize white mages from final fantasy in 2024

anyone need any healing spells?

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oh my gosh yes

i cant explain it with science but this is what writers block feels like

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We all choose to have anxiety attacks in midsized sedans when we could be doing this


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PARENTS! Always check your children's Halloween candy before letting them indulge. You never know if some sicko put a +4 Mult in there

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