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It feels amazing to eat 7,000 mini m&ms…. like u fill your mouth and let the shells melt it’s like caviar kind of. My mom used to keep candy in a locked safe
“i like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” is giving twitter users too much credit. it’s more like “i like pancakes” “so you think i should have to eat pancakes every day even though i’m allergic to buttermilk and my father was ground to dust in a flour mill?”
for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.
my 8yo daughter had a boy throw her to the ground and put his hands on her neck at school and they went to the principal’s office to discuss it and the principal told her he only did it bc he wants to be her friend and this is how women get so messed up in society
one thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explained how they got the statue of liberty all the way to the ape planet?
It’s not too late to have Gabriel from MALIGNANT and Baby Annette present an award together at the Oscars
Your child not wanting to share things with you, in their times of crisis/need especially is a direct reflection of you as a parent and a lack of trust they have in you 🤷🏾♀️
Just saw a reel that said staying home is good for anxiety and bad for depression and going out is good for depression and bad for anxiety, so I’m going to stand halfway out my door and let my brain have an overload of emotions 😭
Imagine if everytime you as an adult made a mistake someone 200 pounds more than you with way more height beat the fuck out of you. Now explain to me why ppl think its okay to hit kids?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s fitness trainer doing push ups during her funeral (2020)
I never wavered in supporting Anne Hathaway.. like Bellatrix to Voldemort, I shall be rewarded for my loyalty.. some of u on the other hand..
There's nothing better than a spring day spent outside. The sounds of the birds chirping and the bees buzzing are great accompaniment to any banjo solo.
i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear
my dad, unprompted: “someone was recently telling me how much they didn’t like The Last Jedi and I was just thinking, ‘You’re an idiot. You’re so stupid.’”
you know exactly which song this is
Privacy, pussy, pasta.
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