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“What did you do…” See I think a better question is ‘what could I have done but chose not to do’
Me: “phew, I’m so relieved I got that off my chest” The room of people: confused, hyperventilating, booking in for a doctors appointment
Your ducks? In a row, all the same breed, following along. Boring. My ducks? Every breed there is, some are mating and creating new species, it’s complete and utter chaos, but they have a strong leader with a master plan to make a symphony of a duck paradise. Exciting.
Sharks are older than the North Star. 450mil years sharks evolved. Polaris (north star) is aprox. 67mil years old. I am so unsettled about this. Stay tuned for more facts that keep me up at night.
Furthermore, why do we still do court drawings? They are horrible, take a photo bro.
Why do lawyers need me to sign in pen? I had learnt both my mum and dads signatures by the time I was 10. Explain to me how a digital signature is inferior?
If you cry into your soup, it just adds flavour. Stay tuned for more Monday morning tips
Alternative ways to sign off on an email: ‘Moderately unkind regards’ ‘Screaming into the void’ ‘We ride at dawn’ ‘May we remember we are mortal’
Your honour, the sun is going to eventually explode and the andromeda galaxy will collide with ours at roughly the same time. Therefore, is it really that deep?
‘I ain’t drunk enough to do dat’ *slams 4 shots* ‘OK WHO’S KEEN FOR ARSON?’
My therapist: you’re not Thomas Shelby Me: I am my own revolution
I asked a guy who had a statue of Marcus Aurelius in his house, how often he thinks about the Roman Empire. He said never. I left.
Adulthood - day 4,274: I put dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher. To clean dishes in which the dishwasher ‘allegedly’ does. Upon awaking, The entire kitchen was covered in bubbles. Apparently you cannot put DISHWASHING liquid into a DISHWASHER. I do not understand this existence
I got 99 problems… and I’m ignoring all of them and starting a book binding hobby, got all the gear, all the gear.
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