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@stfudannialways right. always tired. full of anxiety and faulty collagen.
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My watch thought I was exercising, but I was just trying to get this chonky baby leg into footie pajamas
“you have a master’s degree” I whisper to myself as I search for my phone while holding my phone
I thought a platypus was the size of a manatee until today. They are not.
My little baby grew a tiny shark tooth last night. How dare you grow up?
I get so sad when my baby outgrows her clothes. When did she get so big? My sweet chonk 😭
my baby decided 330am was a good time to wake up and not go back to sleep. why.
I would give birth again right now if it meant I didn’t have to go back to work tomorrow
I have to go back to work next Monday and maternity leave in America is a joke.
Whenever I put the baby in something white, she poops on it. This happened twice this week already.
Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”
Babies “sleep all the time” but they also never go to sleep. I don’t understand. I have not slept in 3 weeks.
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