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stefanielaine

@stefanielaine

black lives matter. fat. AuDHD. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time. @stefanielaine.bsky.social

Joined September 2008
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friends, here is a thing that helped me survive the week and the source photo in case you think it might help you survive next week ❤️

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Whew some of y’all are really going out of your way to make SURE you end up married to a man who will leave you if you get cancer

What my man sees before bedtime. No t-shirts and shorts, sorry.

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People don't realize that the Dallas AIRPORT is basically the size of Paris

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People don't realize that DFW is basically the size of the New Hampshire and has 6X the population.

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When I was a child conservatives told me that dinosaurs were buried in the earth to test my faith in God and it kinda doesn’t surprise me that something like that wouldn’t be taught in universities.

Less than 3% of the Harvard faculty identifies as conservative, while more than 75% identify as liberal. cbsn.ws/3ASH4ij



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AMC should also play this before every movie


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if healing is not linear for you it's okay, if healing is not linear for me I think I should get publicly executed


If your tiktok feed sucks that’s your fault. Just off the top of my head: meatier/meteor, au jus gravy, ska ACAB, Tim selling hot dogs, Carson the opossum, Mary learning English, Earth is Ghetto, Appalachian Shakespeare, if they’re saggy let em hang, The Ballad of Phil & Phyllis

No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again



HOW BOUT THEM HOOSIERS


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Ideally right next to them at The Hague

US President Biden: We will always stand with Israel.

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Fat people doing the diet and exercise they’ve been assured will solve all their problems: Hey fat cells can you please let me burn this stored fat for energy? Our fat cells: Unfortunately no, being fat is awesome and you can’t stop me

New @Nature A mechanism for why durable weight loss is so difficult: epigenetic memory of fat cells nature.com/articles/s4158… @vonMeyenn @laurahinte

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men posting themselves being found unlikeable and repulsive by women with the sole intention of impressing other men is, genuinely, the gayest thing i’ve ever seen

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it is really crazy how any time a woman becomes famous she has to be marketable to children

i CANNOT be the only person that finds her doing this in front of a audience full of children inappropriate….



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people aren’t happy just being racist anymore. they’ve also gotta believe a bunch of stupid shit about nutrition


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seeing the biggest pinkest guy utah has to offer demolish pupusas would probably convince me more than any actual evangelizing

Mormon Missionary defeats local Salvadorans in a Pupusa eating contest. 🏆😲



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My nephew is playing for the state title today. Instead of a coin toss, they drop the game ball from a helicopter and let the captains fight for it. Bring it to the league @NFL


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the other app isn’t terrible but it has massive nonprofit happy hour vibes


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Here's what Elon Musk recommended to govern Mars: “Direct democracy by the people. Laws must be short, as there is trickery in length. Automatic expiration of rules to prevent death by bureaucracy. Any rule can be removed by 40% of people to overcome inertia. Freedom.”

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A pirate mechanic

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What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

SNIP SNIP---his name is Muffin and he won't be knocking up any pretty young things anymore. Thanks Operation Catnip in Gainesville, FL.

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It would appear the bitterest enemies of leftwing populism are discovering its merits the second we can no longer implement it anywhere in the country.

JAMES CARVILLE: "I think Senator Sanders has some of the point here...What about taxing the incomes over $400K and taking that money and putting it in a first time homebuyer's mortgage relief fund? There were things that Senator Sanders would favor that we could have put more…



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“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner


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